55. Listen to Linkin Park to and from the Mission and defend them at ALL
costs
56. Get your arty friends to make a Slipknot mask for you
72. Rage, uh, like against the machine, man, whatever the machine is.
73. Say Slayer and Pantera are actually ripping off Static X's riffs.
74. Pretend your life is a Slipknot song, whereas it's actually a Blink 182 lyric.
75. Argue over who does the best Cartman impression.
76. Skate shoes - how do you expect to be clumsy without skate shoes?
77. Cry whenever you hear an Incubus song.
78. Slash you wrists - at Keroscene.
79. Think the Old Skool is where you go when you're 12.
80. Dismiss industrial music having heard the latest Nine Inch Nails.
81. your pain is way more valid than anyone elses
82. remind folk of 81 at any opportunity
83. NIN must be crap cos the singer doesnt wear a red cap
84. NIN are DANCE music anyway aren't they?, therefore crap.
85. wear a Tshirt out of Topshop that says "I (heart) my attitude problem" then say you are taking the piss
86. have never heard of Aphex Twin
87. or the jesus and mary chain
88. my wallet chain's bigger than yours
89. always try to "outbaggy" or "outscruff" your friends
90. pretend you have no friends but actually love being popular.
91. slag punks at least once an hour.
92. Another week, another Keroscene.
93. Act like someone has just rubbed human shit in your face when your mom says she quite likes that Stained song.
94. Learn about serial killers so you can be really, really, scary.
95. Favourite film - Dazed and Confused (even though you've never seen it)
96. Try to be sarcastic, but be unaware of the irony that you're actually speaking the truth.
97. Complain about being victimised.
98. Moan about being stereotyped by 101 lists.
99. Claim you like everything from The Smiths to Burzum.
100. Take a pen-knife to school and let your friend(s) know you have it in an attempt to convince them that you're thinking about killing your English teacher because you used copied Papa Roach lyrics word for word for a poem and your teacher said it was some of the worst poetry she has ever read. She told you it was trite and pathetic, though not in so many words, and you took this as a personal insult. The point she was getting at was that you were trying to define yourself in cliches, which means you don't have a separate identity. You missed this point and wrote a letter to Papa Roach telling them all that happened. They didn't reply and what you don't know is that they were actually pissing themselves with laughter at reading your letter because you are taking them seriously whilst they are cashing in or your insecurities, robbing you blind because you can only see yourself and no-one else.
101. Attempted suicide - you couldn't even get that right.
Fertig! Uff!
HAVE PHUN!