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You`re an Asian Student in the west(Europe/Germany) if you....


You believe in the concept of democracy n the justice lies in it.

You read “SPIEGEL” Magazine every week n you thank god coz ya r feelin lucky ya r here coz the others out there are feeling …

You read “SPIEGEL” Magazine every week n ya r still wonderin what that word “Bzw” actually means.

You tick www.spiegel.de every hour n ya believe ya know what’s going on in the world.

Then ya tell your boss exactly what ya think coz ya believe in the name of democracy and you start to send comments & critics if something goes wrong around you.

You read sometimes “Bild” Zeitung to check if the girl on the 1st page still has no clothes n you’re still wonderin why she still cannot afford to buy one.

If people talk to you,,you said “Yes, I believe in the air of freedom. Well, China gotta be unfortunately something different.”

Your first-would-be-case on trial is about “May I enter the Mediothek at last or not?”

You think you can take this case somehow to China, so the process would be cheaper, and then send back the trial final result back to Europe (like Adidas/Nike makes their shoes there)

You watch TV TOTAL on TV and are wondering what’s so funny with Stefan Raab.

You watch “Was guckst du?” on TV and you laugh out loud, although ya don’t understand sometimes what’s really up there.

At last you can really taste your “breakfast” every morning with cereal and milk, where at home you can only see noodle or rice.

You hold the door everytime people walk behind you and you re asking yourself what for actually.

You see some girls smile to you sometimes but you don’t really know what’s really funny with you, and you don’t know if you’ve to smile back and make your eyes more narrow than ever. And you think it would be stupid.

Then you read later your first own PLAYBOY Magazine, and ve just realized that it could be meant they want your body, but u’ve just realized it’s been too late coz you’ve never met them anymore.

At last a so-called Übungsleiterin looked at you everytime you were there n smiled to you, then one day you asked her to go to cinema , and she said I cannot, coz my boyfriend and I…

A 40-yar-old girl (or should that be called an old woman?) tried once to turn you on, baby!
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The first girl you love in the west was a German-Arabian mixed race, but the problem is that she has a “Kopftuch”, and how could I make…

The Italian girl who sat there was calling you, and as she stood up, you could see that she’s at least 5-10 centimetres taller than you.

In Singapore some girls are staring at you and this time you know what it really means, that they want ur body.

You walk on the downtown and thanks god we re not so short in this white world, and we re not alone, coz you see the Asian Shops r still there, although you r just there for at least 1 in a month.

You go to Mensa Party sometimes, although you know the other Asians stay mostly at home and it could be that you re the only cool one there ,,coz you dance only with ur beers.

You were invited to a Turkish party and spent ur nite there only to listen to Turkish the whole night..

You come to a vietnamese party, and you ve to ask them every 10Mins,”Guys, would you please speak German or English coz I cannot,,,well…you know..

You go to Erasmus Party and you cannot make any difference who comes from Germany,Holland,France or between Spain and Italy,etc

You love at last German Beers. And finally you agree with the other Vietnamese that BECK’s is the best beer in the world.

At least once in your life here, there is someone who has shouted out loud to you, as you only wanted to ask them a question, “Excuse me, do you know where is the toilette?”, you thought “Wer nicht fragt, bleibt dumm.”

You ask the Germans directly with “Kann ich …?”,meanwhile they say usually “ Ich kann doch…,oder?”, and unfortunately you thought the first one should always be the polite one.

Your maths teacher at college is a gay and you think it was so coooolllll,,,,

You think “Datenbanksysteme I” exam is just like a novel. You read once, twice and still don’t know what it’s all about.

You see on Informatik-Forum a topic which is called “SMALLTALK” and most of the articles there are written in German.( My God….!!!)

You ve ever once search on Informatik-Forum, where you can write at least an article like “True Story” or “Free Story” whatsoever, where you don’t have to expect for any comments which sound sometimes “doov”…

You start to believe that the most beautiful girls in the world are located here in Germany /France/Italy(Europe)

You start to ignore whatever had happened during WW I & II ,coz it has actually nothing to do with you, and you know exactly some hundred yars ago witches were also burned in Ancient Europe. (and what about POTTER?what a great escape!! )

You know exactly when your visa is going to expired…and you still don’t know where to move, although you ve heard many times people say, especially the turks/other foreigners “Scheiße, Es ist so scheiße hier!”,coz ya know at home it still isn’t better.

You listen to Julie, Naidoo, Fantastic Four and you think Bohlen must be such a pathetic Opa, and you ask yourself how could a sissy without talent won a DSDS?

You think “Alles klar” means exactly like “OK! You ‘re right”

You ve ever called 110 some times, coz somebody peed at your door or you were thrown away from the library.

In some days later you are going to have an exam, and you are still writing here in Forum ??