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Yes, Linux is a primative European clone; It is much less capable than Windows. In fact it omits features that were standard in Windows back in 1998; For example Linux has no built-in anti-virus or anti-spyware software
You cannot even buy popular utilities like Norton Security to compensate for this fact. There are no tools for common tasks like defragging a hard disk.
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You guys are just too much! You can’t possibly be this ignorant.
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Fact File: What is a Kernel? This component is used for typing in simple commands like “dir” and “more”. Windows has a component called “cmd.exe” which serves a similar purpose but comes with better commands. Windows programmers often use a modern graphical user interface in preference to a kernel, however Linux users do not have this luxuary.
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“RMS”: A noted “Open Source” activist. He invented the “eMac”, the only computer hacker’s word-processor compatible with Linux.
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Fact File: What is source code? Old computer programs were distributed as source-code on magnetic tape. This is an obsolete way to distribute software that was used before the availablity of the more convenient “Binary” format. Even today, some programs (such as those written by GNU) are released as source code only. Perversely, this is to prevent the software from being used outside the fraternity of computer hackers.
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Linux hackers call Torvalds a “Dictator”, because he has based Linux on the principles originally developed by the Cuban Marxist terrorist Fidel Castro.
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Fact File: The most skilled hackers call themselves “Script Kiddies” because they use Linux PHP scripts to do all their hacking. PHP is an obsolete programming language that was based on an ammateur implementation of Microsoft’s ASP. The iamge shows a typical hacker, he is probably trying to steal government secrets or pass confidential information on to fellow terrorists.
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Original von Rick
Das ist Satire, und ihr seid drauf reingefallen
Die Seite ist wirklich gut, und immer GANZ hart an der Grenze :-)
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A Linux user’s view of the world. Hallucinations from excessive use of Linux might be similar to those of LSD or pot.
Gute Frage. Gegenfrage: Schonmal jemand versucht, das Windows-Interface auf ne andere Sprache (in dem Fall wär's wohl Arabisch) umzustellen? Ich hatte dabei jedenfalls nicht viel Glück.Quoted
And guess what software Osama Bin Laden uses on his laptop?
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There should be an “Internet drivers license“.
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There should be an “Internet drivers license“.
DA stimme ich allerdings zu - ganz ohne Ironie. Das würde immerhin Scheiß wie "Svens WM-Wette" sofort und nachhaltig das Wasser abgraben.
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Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
Es gibt aber arabische Windows-Versionen, die man natürlich extra installieren muss. Im Film True Lies ist ein Startbild von Windows 3.1 mit arabischen Schriftzeichen zu sehen. (Jedenfalls glaube ich, mich an so etwas zu erinnern.)Quoted
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Gute Frage. Gegenfrage: Schonmal jemand versucht, das Windows-Interface auf ne andere Sprache (in dem Fall wär's wohl Arabisch) umzustellen? Ich hatte dabei jedenfalls nicht viel Glück.Quoted
And guess what software Osama Bin Laden uses on his laptop?
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Original von hyperion
Also wenn die Seite Satire ist, dann haben die sich aber teilweise ganz ordentlich vergriffen. Hast Du die beiträge über Homosexuelle gelesen? Abgesehen, dass dort gegen die geschrieben wird, werden auch noch Brasilianer und andere "Ausländer" in die Pfanne gehauen.
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Original von RickSatire ist bissiger politischer Witz. Und wenn man heute noch Biss zeigen will, mus man auch über prekäre Themen schreiben. Am schönsten ist doch eigentlich der Beitrag über die deutschen, die mit den Porno-Videos zu gast waren.
Ausserdem kann man nur durch diese Übersteigerung klar machen, dass es nicht ernst gemeint ist.
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If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.
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Original von hyperionNaja, Prekär sind die Themen ja nicht umbedingt aber meiner Meinung nach zu bissig das Ganze. Vorallem, weil sie auch nicht in einem Impressum darauf hinweisen, dass es vielleicht doch nur eine Satire ist oder nicht.
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Wie? Natürlich ist es prekär, wenn Menschen nicht nach den Gesetzen Gottes leben .... schließlich reden wir über das gelobte Land!
Das können wir in unserem "inferior" kommunistischem Europa natürlich nicht nachvollziehen